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Instagram Selfie Dump #2

Everyone likes looking at my face. Even you like looking at my face.

What am I looking at?

Always me with the smirking and whatnot.

Boho Fashion?

I dress like a hippie… because I am a hippie.

Stylin’ and Profilin’

This is an outfit that my mother gave me for Christmas. Goddamn my dead grandmother’s bathroom was dreary.

Same But Different

Here’s the same outfit again, but this time I’m smiling more, because, apparently, I didn’t look happy enough in the first one.

Spoopy!

This is one of those Korean moisturizing facial sheets that supposed to make your face look an purty and junk. I don’t think it worked on me.

Owie!

I fell while shovelling some snow and this was the result.

Boring!

This is a photo of me au naturel. I look like my little brother.

Whoa!?

This is me trying to look dynamic and fun, but I think that I mostly just look startled.

Half the cover of Face/Off

The other half of my face is horribly scarred.

Noctilucent

I’m so white, I glow in the dark.

Croco-Smile

I got that ostentatious crocodile necklace for my birthday.

The Blueberry Pie Thief

I also got this lipstick for my birthday.

Grumpy Goth

From smirks to sneers.

Wind Gusting Through Her Hair

I was sitting in front of a fan.

OXIDIZED!

Some cheap midi rings stained my fingers.

Huh?

I am not sure what kind of emotion that I am trying to convey here.

Hhmmm…

The sun was in my eyes.

You Know What You Did

I think this is what they call a “rueful smile”.

The Blue Light Special

My sister has strange lights in her apartment that she can change to any colour.

I Can’t See Shit

I was in Arizona. Arizona has very intense sunlight.

 

Whelp. That all for today. See on the flipside east.

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