Everyone likes looking at my face. Even you like looking at my face.
![a closeup photo of laurel green smirking and wearing glasses](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-closeup-glasses-smirk.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
Always me with the smirking and whatnot.
![a photo of laurel green's legs dressed in hippie pants](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-hippie-pants-fashion.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I dress like a hippie… because I am a hippie.
![laurel green taking photo of herself in a bathroom mirror](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-bathroom-chritmas-outfit.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
This is an outfit that my mother gave me for Christmas. Goddamn my dead grandmother’s bathroom was dreary.
![a photo of laurel green's outfit in a mirror while she's smiling](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-bathroom-chritmas-outfit-smiling.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
Here’s the same outfit again, but this time I’m smiling more, because, apparently, I didn’t look happy enough in the first one.
![a closeup photo of laurel green wearing a face mask sheet](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/laurel-green-instgram-selfie-face-mask-sheet.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
This is one of those Korean moisturizing facial sheets that supposed to make your face look an purty and junk. I don’t think it worked on me.
![a photo of laurel green's severely bruised knee](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-badly-bruised-knee.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I fell while shovelling some snow and this was the result.
![a photo of laurel green without makeup](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-no-makeup.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
This is a photo of me au naturel. I look like my little brother.
![a photo of laurel green wearing glass with her mouth open](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-open-mouth.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
This is me trying to look dynamic and fun, but I think that I mostly just look startled.
![a closeup of half of laurel green's face](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-half-face-closeup.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
The other half of my face is horribly scarred.
![a photo of laurel green's face glowing](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-glowing-face.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I’m so white, I glow in the dark.
![a photo of laurel green wearing a crocodile necklace](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-crocodile-necklace.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I got that ostentatious crocodile necklace for my birthday.
![a photo of laurel green with purple lipstick and wearing glasses](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-purple-lipstick.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I also got this lipstick for my birthday.
![a photo of laurel green looking goth and being grumpy](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-grumpy-goth.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
From smirks to sneers.
![a photo of laurel green looking goth and have wind blow through her hair](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-windy-goth.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I was sitting in front of a fan.
![a photo of laurel green's fingers stained by cheap rings](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-stained-fingers.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
Some cheap midi rings stained my fingers.
![a photo of laurel green looking surprised](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-night-surprise.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I am not sure what kind of emotion that I am trying to convey here.
![a high-contrast photo of laurel green looking bummed out](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-high-contrast-bummed-out.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
The sun was in my eyes.
![a high-contrast photo of laurel green smiling evilly](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-high-contrast-evil-smile.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I think this is what they call a “rueful smile”.
![a photo of laurel green under a blue light](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-blue-light.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
My sister has strange lights in her apartment that she can change to any colour.
![a photo of laurel green wearing an oversized sun hat](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-sun-hat.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I was in Arizona. Arizona has very intense sunlight.
Whelp. That all for today. See on the flipside east.