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Instagram Selfie Dump #3

Who wants to look at my face? No one?

Truth be told, I mostly just backup my Instagram photos here because I’m paranoid that my account is going to be deleted and I’ll lose everything.

…yum?

I was visiting the my sister in the US, so I decided to try some traditional American food like Jimmy Dean Blueberry Pancakes and Sausage on a Stick.

I regret the decision, because my sister wouldn’t eat them and I had to eat to whole box myself.

YELLOW SHIRT!

This was the day that I went to go see Negativland’s CONTENT! show with my sister. Look at that, lip gloss and mascara. I must have been feeling especially fancy that day. My hair was doing something weird, though.

Negativland is group of experimental noise musicians. You’ve probably never heard of them.

BLINDING!

I thought that this photo was going to be artsy-fartsy and cool. The sun is really intense in Tucson, isn’t it?

Where am I?

I bought a frilly pink sun umbrella to protect my precious pale skin when I was in Tucson. Seriously, though, pale people shouldn’t go there. You will die.

Lots of people honked at me when I was walking down the street carrying this. I’m not sure if they approved or not.

NICE DRESS!

A lot of people honked at me when I was wearing this dress, too. I guess tie dye is big in Tucson.

…what?

Here is me wearing moisturizing feet masks in front of the TV. I was watching The Flash. Mark Hamill was a guest star.

HRNG.

This is me attempting to smile and failing. I look more like I want to bite you, instead.

YAY!

This is me smiling less creepy-like.

What am I looking at?

I think that my eyes look weird here.

Which ones?

There was a “Buy One, Get One Free” on some glasses website, so I got these. I don’t really like the rectangular ones very much, so I never wear them.

Meh.

Ehn. This photo is pretty boring. Like my grey walls?

Bleh.

And here is me with a slightly different expression on my face. Aren’t you glad that I shared this with you?

Ouch.

I was trying to introduce two cats together and there was an incident…

“Not meant to provide and protection or safety”

My older brother got me a beer helmet for Christmas 2016. Because why would he get me something nice?

Can’t. See.

Who missed my eyelids?

You can’t see me.

The top half of my face wasn’t behaving.

Smirky.

I didn’t think that this lipstick looked weird in real life, but it look a bit weird in this photo.

FLOWERY!

I bought this flower clip because I need to add something to my order to get it over the shipping limit. I wore it exactly once. I wonder how much crap people end up with that they don’t really want because buying it is less expensive than paying for shipping?

Murky!

I have no idea what my hair is doing here, or why there is so much vignette.

SCARY!

This is me attempting to look scary.

But, Laurel, you say, you don’t need any of that makeup! The power was inside you all along! You’re scary enough just by being you!

Well, that’s all for today. I should probably try to group these photos by theme or event, so that what I have to say is about them is more coherent and interesting, but meh.

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