Instagram Selfie Dump #3

Who wants to look at my face? No one?

Truth be told, I mostly just backup my Instagram photos here because I’m paranoid that my account is going to be deleted and I’ll lose everything.

a photo closeup of a jimmy dean blueberry pancake sausage on a stick and laurel green eating one
…yum?

I was visiting the my sister in the US, so I decided to try some traditional American food like Jimmy Dean Blueberry Pancakes and Sausage on a Stick.

I regret the decision, because my sister wouldn’t eat them and I had to eat to whole box myself.

laurel green wearing a yellow shirt and glasses on a balcony
YELLOW SHIRT!

This was the day that I went to go see Negativland’s CONTENT! show with my sister. Look at that, lip gloss and mascara. I must have been feeling especially fancy that day. My hair was doing something weird, though.

Negativland is group of experimental noise musicians. You’ve probably never heard of them.

laurel green with sun rays coming from behind and obscuring her
BLINDING!

I thought that this photo was going to be artsy-fartsy and cool. The sun is really intense in Tucson, isn’t it?

photo of laurel green hidden by a pink sun umbrella
Where am I?

I bought a frilly pink sun umbrella to protect my precious pale skin when I was in Tucson. Seriously, though, pale people shouldn’t go there. You will die.

Lots of people honked at me when I was walking down the street carrying this. I’m not sure if they approved or not.

photo of laurel green wearing a tie dye dress
NICE DRESS!

A lot of people honked at me when I was wearing this dress, too. I guess tie dye is big in Tucson.

a photo of feet wearing moisturizing booties in front of a tv
…what?

Here is me wearing moisturizing feet masks in front of the TV. I was watching The Flash. Mark Hamill was a guest star.

photo of laurel green with a weird smile
HRNG.

This is me attempting to smile and failing. I look more like I want to bite you, instead.

a photo of laurel green smiling nicely without her glass
YAY!

This is me smiling less creepy-like.

laurel green smiling with a weird look in her eyes
What am I looking at?

I think that my eyes look weird here.

photos of laurel green wearing oval glass and rectangle glasses
Which ones?

There was a “Buy One, Get One Free” on some glasses website, so I got these. I don’t really like the rectangular ones very much, so I never wear them.

a boring selfie of laurel green
Meh.

Ehn. This photo is pretty boring. Like my grey walls?

a photo of laurel green smiling in front of a grey wall
Bleh.

And here is me with a slightly different expression on my face. Aren’t you glad that I shared this with you?

photo of a hand with a large bandage on the wrist
Ouch.

I was trying to introduce two cats together and there was an incident…

photo of laurel green wearing a beer helmet and holding up a warning label
“Not meant to provide and protection or safety”

My older brother got me a beer helmet for Christmas 2016. Because why would he get me something nice?

black and white photo of laurel green's face with her eyes closed
Can’t. See.

Who missed my eyelids?

photo of laurel green covering her face and wearing red lipstick
You can’t see me.

The top half of my face wasn’t behaving.

photo of laurel green wearing red lipstick with her face partially shadowed
Smirky.

I didn’t think that this lipstick looked weird in real life, but it look a bit weird in this photo.

photo of laurel green with a pink rose in her hair
FLOWERY!

I bought this flower clip because I need to add something to my order to get it over the shipping limit. I wore it exactly once. I wonder how much crap people end up with that they don’t really want because buying it is less expensive than paying for shipping?

 

photo of laurel green, a woman with brown hair and green eyes
Murky!

I have no idea what my hair is doing here, or why there is so much vignette.

laurel green wearing spooky zombie makeup
SCARY!

This is me attempting to look scary.

But, Laurel, you say, you don’t need any of that makeup! The power was inside you all along! You’re scary enough just by being you!

 

Well, that’s all for today. I should probably try to group these photos by theme or event, so that what I have to say is about them is more coherent and interesting, but meh.