Instagram doesn’t let you organize your photos into folders or anything, so I’ve decided to collect my photos of myself on this blog. Gaze upon them in all their compressed glory!
![a closeup photo of laurel green's mouth with a pill between her teeth](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-mouth-teeth-pill.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
This was me attempting an artsy fartsy photo. I failed.
![a closeup photo of laurel green's mouth smiling and her teeth showing](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-smile-teeth-lips.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
This is the kind of smile that I make just before I bite you.
![a photo of one of laurel green's ears with a butterfly earring in it](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-ear-butterfly-earring.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
I wore these butterfly earrings to my high school prom.
![a closeup photo of laurel green's eyes and the bridge of her nose](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-closeup-eyes-nose.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
Don’t take picture of yourself when you are tired or having an allergy attack.
![a photo of laurel green's bare feet on a tarp and there is a bandaid on her right big toe](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-barefoot-bandaid.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
I don’t remember why I was standing on a tarp or why I was wearing that bandaid.
![a photo of laurel green's brown boots standing on a tree branch](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-boots-up-tree.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
I don’t remember why I was up this tree.
![a photo of laurel green's bare feet standing on a tree branch, her boots are on the ground below](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-barefeet-up-tree.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
I don’t remember why I threw my boots out of the tree.
![a photo of laurel green wearing a cat ear hat that is covering her eyes and nose](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-cat-ears-hat-lipstick.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
I made this cat ear hat all by myself.
![a photo of laurel green's feet on a table with a can of pop beside them](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-barefeet-on-table.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
President’s Choice pop is the best.
![a photo of a bruise on laurel green's shoulder](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-bruised-shoulder.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
I got this bruise from carrying a heavy grocery bag.
![a photo of laurel green's face with a popeye cigarette in her mouth](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-popeye-cigarette.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I had to eat a bunch of Popeye Cigarettes last year, because no kids came to my house.
![a photo of laurel green wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-normcore.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
This is me all dressed up to walk my dog in the rain.
![a black and white photo of laurel green looking moody](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-black-white-moody.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
Man, my pupils are huge.
![a closeup photo of laurel green's hand with rings with bugs on them on her fingers](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-hand-bug-rings.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I really like these bug rings. I wear them all the time.
![a photo of a burn on laurel green's wrist](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-burnt-wrist-closeup.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I burnt my wrist on my dead grandmother’s crappy ancient oven.
![a photo of laurel green's hand holding a wild strawberry](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/laurel-green-selfie-hand-wild-strawberry.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
A bunch of wild strawberries grew on the driveway this year.
![a photo of laurel green's neck with a charm necklace around it](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-neck-charm-necklace.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I don’t know whether I like this necklace better with the rings…
![a photo of laurel green's neck with a thick silver necklace around it](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-neck-silver-necklace.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
…or without.
![a photo of laurel green sitting in a chair in front of some pink lace curtains](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-curtains-lipstick.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
Look at those awesome curtains. They’re so awesome. It’s awesome.
![a photo of laurel green's face, she is wearing glasses and smirking](https://i0.wp.com/narcissism.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/laurel-green-instagram-selfie-face-glasses-smirk.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I’m always smirking about something.