Instagram Selfie Dump #2

Everyone likes looking at my face. Even you like looking at my face.

a closeup photo of laurel green smirking and wearing glasses
What am I looking at?

Always me with the smirking and whatnot.

a photo of laurel green's legs dressed in hippie pants
Boho Fashion?

I dress like a hippie… because I am a hippie.

laurel green taking photo of herself in a bathroom mirror
Stylin’ and Profilin’

This is an outfit that my mother gave me for Christmas. Goddamn my dead grandmother’s bathroom was dreary.

a photo of laurel green's outfit in a mirror while she's smiling
Same But Different

Here’s the same outfit again, but this time I’m smiling more, because, apparently, I didn’t look happy enough in the first one.

a closeup photo of laurel green wearing a face mask sheet
Spoopy!

This is one of those Korean moisturizing facial sheets that supposed to make your face look an purty and junk. I don’t think it worked on me.

a photo of laurel green's severely bruised knee
Owie!

I fell while shovelling some snow and this was the result.

a photo of laurel green without makeup
Boring!

This is a photo of me au naturel. I look like my little brother.

a photo of laurel green wearing glass with her mouth open
Whoa!?

This is me trying to look dynamic and fun, but I think that I mostly just look startled.

a closeup of half of laurel green's face
Half the cover of Face/Off

The other half of my face is horribly scarred.

a photo of laurel green's face glowing
Noctilucent

I’m so white, I glow in the dark.

a photo of laurel green wearing a crocodile necklace
Croco-Smile

I got that ostentatious crocodile necklace for my birthday.

a photo of laurel green with purple lipstick and wearing glasses
The Blueberry Pie Thief

I also got this lipstick for my birthday.

a photo of laurel green looking goth and being grumpy
Grumpy Goth

From smirks to sneers.

a photo of laurel green looking goth and have wind blow through her hair
Wind Gusting Through Her Hair

I was sitting in front of a fan.

a photo of laurel green's fingers stained by cheap rings
OXIDIZED!

Some cheap midi rings stained my fingers.

a photo of laurel green looking surprised
Huh?

I am not sure what kind of emotion that I am trying to convey here.

a high-contrast photo of laurel green looking bummed out
Hhmmm…

The sun was in my eyes.

a high-contrast photo of laurel green smiling evilly
You Know What You Did

I think this is what they call a “rueful smile”.

a photo of laurel green under a blue light
The Blue Light Special

My sister has strange lights in her apartment that she can change to any colour.

a photo of laurel green wearing an oversized sun hat
I Can’t See Shit

I was in Arizona. Arizona has very intense sunlight.

 

Whelp. That all for today. See on the flipside east.